Sonyn With a Chance Beef Strogganof
Gassie sketch.
Announcer: (singing) Some dogs beg, some dogs bark. This one saves the day... with farts!
(speaking) It'southward time for another adventure of Gassie The Toot'n Pooch.
Farmhouse. The farmer was calling somebody on his cellphone.
Farmer (Grady): Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay, sir. Bye now. (hangs upward) (disappointed) Oh, no.
Gassie farts.
Farmer (Grady):Whoa, the mayor. He'southward coming over for dinner and he wants to eat beef stroganoff. I don't know how to make beef stroganoff!
Granny (Tawni): Well, don't wait at me! I tin't fifty-fifty pronounce "brif stroganoff".
Farmer (Grady):Well, what am I gonna do?
Gassie farts.
Farmer (Grady):Go 1 pound of top sirloin...
Gassie farts.
Farmer (Grady):Six tablespoons of butter.
Gassie farts.
Farmer (Grady): One-third loving cup of chopped scallions?
Gassie farts.
Farmer (Grady):Just I tin substitute onions.
Gassie farts.
Farmer (Grady):I-one-half pound of cremini mushrooms, salt and pepper to sense of taste.
Gassie farts.
Farmer (Grady):Noodles? Well, what kind, Gassie?
Gassie farts.
Farmer (Grady):How wide is extra-broad, Gassie? Come on, hurry up, the mayor! He's on his way!
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The mayor eats the beef stroganoff and passes it to Granny.
Mayor (Nico): Arlo, every bit mayor, I hereby declare this to be the all-time beef stroganoff this side of the town I'm the mayor of.
Granny (Tawni):Ohh!
Farmer (Grady):Cheers, Gassie. I couldn't accept done it without ya.
Gassie farts.
Farmer (Grady):What's that Gassie? I don't sympathise.
Gassie farts.
Farmer (Grady):Well if information technology wasn't you lot then who wa-- (to Granny ) Granny!
Granny (Tawni):Non me!
Mayor (Nico):No, that was me. Beef stroganoff makes me gassy.
Farmer and Granny ( Grady and Tawni): (to Mayor )Mayor!
Announcer:This has been another take a chance of Gassie the Wonder Dog.
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Opening Credits
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Condor Studio Cafe.
Sonny: Guys, I accept a confession to make. I asked for a water cup and I filled information technology up with soda.
Sonny sits at a table with three people that look like Nico, Grady, and Tawni.
Sonny:And, y'all're not Nico, Grady, or Tawni. (laughs) I was kidding about the soda.
Sonny sits at another table with three other Nico, Grady, and Tawni look-alikes.
Sonny: Something's happening to me, and it's happening once more. Oh, no! It'south that dream where I finish upwardly on TV wearing nothing simply a hat.
Nico and Grady walk into the cafe. Grady shakes hands with another Nico look-alike.
Grady: Hey, what is up, Nico, my man! My man! You were great in that Gassie sketch. Simply funny!
Nico:I'thou standing right next to yous.
Grady:No, yous're correct over at that place sitting next to me! And in that location, and the... (gasps) (to Nico) Dude, this means our time car has worked!
Nico:That wasn't a time car, information technology was a clock! And you lot...
Grady:No!
Nico:And that'due south non me!
Grady:No!
Nico:And those aren't Sonny! And those aren't...
Tawni gasps, slaps a Grady look-alike'south hand.
Tawni: Then who the heck are you?!
Nico:At present that's definitely Tawni.
Tawni runs upwardly to Nico and Grady and they stitch to Sonny.
Nico:What is going on in here?! Sonny, are we in your stupid hat dream?
Sonny:I take no idea what's going on.
Chad talks through a bullhorn.
Republic of chad: Okay, first upward will be Group 1, "And so Random!"
Sonny:Chad, what is all this? I should've known you were behind it. Why are you lot dressed like a paperboy?
Chad:I'm casting a Goggle box movie about my life, "Chad Dylan Cooper: The Republic of chad Dylan Cooper Story", a Chad Dylan Cooper Product. I demand lookalikes to play the losers from "So Random!" No criminal offence. (through the bullhorn) Well-gone loser, you're up side by side.
Sonny:Expect, yous're auditioning people to play us?
Nico:We got the bodily losers right here!
Sonny:Hey, nosotros're not losers.
Grady snatches the bullhorn from Republic of chad and blows breath through information technology.
Grady: (imitating Darth Vader)I am your father.
Source: http://randomtranscripts.blogspot.com/2016/07/sonny-with-chance-battle-of-networks.html
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